In this section you will find all of the series 2 episode scripts of Paul's Life: The Neighbourhood story.

Before you read these you should read series 1 first otherwise you won't know what's going on.

Warning: Contains adult content E.g. Swearing, etc.



It's the 1st episode of series 2 and we start off with a Christmas and New Year Special where we bring in 2 new characters, one called Elaine who was friends with Fred, Toni and Ethan when they were in school. The 2nd on who is called Danielle and you'll remember her if you remember back to the 1st episode of series 1 then yes she was the bar maid and yes it is the same person. I think this episode does contain Christmas and New Year components I can't remember. MERRY CHRISTMAS to you all and a HAPPY NEW YEAR as well.

Episode 1 Christmas and New Year Special

Written By: Ethan Brown



Alright it's the 1st episode of 2007 and Richard is jealous of Shane for snogging Elaine on New Year's. Ethan and Donna are now starting to have sex in new and exciting places not just their bedroom. Danielle and Ethan have a secret that they have to keep for the rest of their life's otherwise it could damage the neighbourhood.

Episode 2 Hard Jealousy

Written By: Ethan Brown



It's Ethan's 26th Birthday and he wakes up to find that he has suddenly become as fat as Paul. Richard who thinks it's a chance to say as many fat jokes before Paul beats him up is having a great time on Ethan's Birthday and he's the only one who is. Everyone else is more sympathetic towards Ethan and give him ideas on how he can lose weight to get back to his normal weight. Paul finally gets a job and Richard takes the fat jokes too far.

Episode 3 Thin, Fat

Written By: Ethan Brown



Ethan, Paul, Fred and Shane have gone to the shooting range while Donna, Terri, Danielle and Elaine are relaxing in the Spa. Their kids are in the Day Care Centre as normal and Richard is buying clothes and moving to another house again. It all seems normal until a mad man is threatening to blow up the Day Care Centre that everyone's kids are in. The mad man is someone that Fred knew in his army days and is out for revenge on someone.

Episode 4 Baby, Boom

Written By: Ethan Brown



It's an unusual episode and "hey!" what the hell it is for Comic Relief. Yes, it's the 2007 Comic Relief episode with an old (Dead) character returning for this special episode. We've got David Tennant (Again) as a special guest for this episode where he plays Doctor Who and that's how we get the old character back from the dead. Lenny Henry is also in this episode as the director of the fake episode filming actually inside the episode. It may sound confusing but when you read it you'll understand. Now put you Red Nose and Walkears on and support Comic Relief.

Special Guests: Lenny Henry, David Tennant (Again), the Kaiser Chiefs and the Torchwood team.

Comic Relief 2007 Special

Written By: Ethan Brown



The TV company that Ethan is acting for has upgraded his TARDIS so it can now time travel as well as move from one place to another. Ethan takes everyone 14 years into the future where all their future self's are waiting for them. They all get chatting about the future and Donna's future self tells Ethan a secret that his future self once did to her. Future Ethan and Donna are trying to have another baby but the problem is they need young sperm, and it just happens that they have Ethan's younger self with them. Future Donna is trying to get Ethan's past self to have sex with her so she can have another baby, but past Donna is unsure she is going to allow this because it's a strange solution.

Special Guests: The Kaiser Chiefs (Again)

Episode 5 The Futurehood

Written By: Ethan Brown



Everyone except Paul is going on a weeks Holiday. Fred and Ethan are taking turns at driving the coach to get to their hotel because it takes 2 days to get there. Paul is all alone because everyone has gone on Holiday because he has to work. Paul decides to host a party and invites 6 of his work mates round with their girlfriends. Everyone except Paul is halfway to their Holiday hotel when something goes massively wrong...

Episode 6 Only One, Paul Part 1

Written By: Ethan Brown



Now you can read Series 3 of Paul's Life: The Neighbourhood Story.