In this section you will find all of the series 1 episode scripts of Paul's Life: The Neighbourhood story.

Before you read these you should read The Neighbourhood first otherwise you won't know what's going on.

Warning: Contains adult content E.g. Swearing, etc.



Terri gets Paul and Richard drunk and she has a three some with them. Ethan and Donna decide to have a kid and so do Fred and Toni but there's something not quite right about the second half of the episode it's almost like a dream.

Episode 1 A Real And Better Life

Written By: Ethan Brown



The second half of the 1st episode and the first part of this episode was Paul's dream. Now in reality it turns out that Richard was better in bed than Paul and that Richard is only better because he was drunk. Ethan and Donna are still having a kid while Fred and Toni visit Toni's parents.

Episode 2 Richard Gaycastle

Written By: Ethan Brown



Everyone sleeps with everyone except for Donna, Shane and Richard who don't know nothing about it until Donna finds out. Terri and Toni are now pregnant and Richard is jealous of them and wants a baby as well but as Shane points out they haven't got a women to make a baby with.

Special Guest: David Tennant.

Episode 3 Friends Affairs

Written By: Ethan Brown



It's a Halloween Special and it contains 3 story's. Story 1 which is called "The Boo House" and it is about Ethan, Fred, Paul, Richard and Shane looking around a creepy looking house for Donna and Ethan who want to buy the house. Story 2 which is called "Halloween Hotel" and it is about all the characters staying at a creepy Hotel for their Halloween holiday. The final and story 3 of the episode is called "Final Paulstination" and it is about all the characters dieing by death because death is eventually going to come and get them. I hope you enjoy it because this type of script is only coming out once a year near Halloween so don't have nightmare's.

Episode 4 Halloween Special

Written By: Ethan Brown



Ethan, Donna, Fred and Toni think back to the past to when they were at school and Paul was in his coma. Paul learns alot about what happen when he was in his coma and so do you and Terri wants to get married before the baby comes. Everyone learns that Ethan, Donna, Terri and Fred had a friend in school called Elaine who's not with them now because she moved out of the neighbourhood with her parents.

Episode 5 School Daze

Written By: Ethan Brown



It's the finale episode of the series where Toni dies after giving birth to Amy (Fred and Toni's daughter). Fred is thinking about leaving the neighbourhood. There's a flashback to when Toni died. Everyone takes the micky out of Richard for no reason. At the end of the episode Fred has a dream and meets God and Fred wants to know the meaning of life. Oh yeah and I think I mention Toni in this episode.

Special Guest: Adrian Edmondson

Episode 6 A Wife For a Life

Written By: Ethan Brown



Now you can read Series 2 of Paul's Life: The Neighbourhood Story.